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Eaglezsoar
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Missing wife

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Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home...

Sergeant at Police Station: What is her height?

Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.

Sergeant: Weight? Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant: Color of eyes?

Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.

Sergeant: Color of hair?

Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.

Sergeant: What was she wearing?

Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.

Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?

Husband: She went in my truck.

Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?

Husband: A 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission and climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, which has a matching aftermarket bed liner. Custom leather 6-way seats and "Bubba" floor mats. Trail-ring package with gold hitch and special wiring hook-ups. DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio receiver, 23-channel CB radio, six cup holders, a USB port, and four power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. It has custom running boards and indirect wheel well lighting.

At this point the husband started choking up.....

Sergeant: Don't worry buddy. We'll find your truck.
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Re: Missing wife

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Eaglezsoar wrote:special ordered with manual transmission
If only...
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Re: Missing wife

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If my wife sees this post I am a dead man :mrgreen:
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Re: Missing wife

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Unfortunately they don't turbocharge the V8, so there is not an eco-boost 5.0l. Which is about as sad as not getting a manual, but I can live without a manual in the tow rig - just not the race car.
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And it needs a gun rack in the rear window holding a Lever action rifle (winchester 30-30) and a pump action 12Ga :D :D
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:roll: Obviously fake, he didn't specify how many foot-pounds of torque the engine makes at what RPM.
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626Pilot wrote::roll: Obviously fake, he didn't specify how many foot-pounds of torque the engine makes at what RPM.
:D :D :D
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