Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home...
Sergeant at Police Station: What is her height?
Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sergeant: Weight? Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant: Color of eyes?
Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.
Sergeant: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.
Sergeant: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?
Husband: She went in my truck.
Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?
Husband: A 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission and climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, which has a matching aftermarket bed liner. Custom leather 6-way seats and "Bubba" floor mats. Trail-ring package with gold hitch and special wiring hook-ups. DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio receiver, 23-channel CB radio, six cup holders, a USB port, and four power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. It has custom running boards and indirect wheel well lighting.
At this point the husband started choking up.....
Sergeant: Don't worry buddy. We'll find your truck.
Missing wife
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If only...Eaglezsoar wrote:special ordered with manual transmission
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If my wife sees this post I am a dead man
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Unfortunately they don't turbocharge the V8, so there is not an eco-boost 5.0l. Which is about as sad as not getting a manual, but I can live without a manual in the tow rig - just not the race car.
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And it needs a gun rack in the rear window holding a Lever action rifle (winchester 30-30) and a pump action 12Ga
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Obviously fake, he didn't specify how many foot-pounds of torque the engine makes at what RPM.
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626Pilot wrote: Obviously fake, he didn't specify how many foot-pounds of torque the engine makes at what RPM.