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Re: Laugh of the day

Post by geneb » Tue Mar 24, 2015 4:20 pm

[Fair warning, blonde joke inbound.]


Did you hear about the blonde that was raving about how it only took her 8 months to finish a puzzle she bought from Toys R Us? "See this?" she said while triumphantly pointing to the part of the box that read "5-7 Years".

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Re: Laugh of the day

Post by Eaglezsoar » Tue Mar 24, 2015 4:33 pm

geneb wrote:[Fair warning, blonde joke inbound.]


Did you hear about the blonde that was raving about how it only took her 8 months to finish a puzzle she bought from Toys R Us? "See this?" she said while triumphantly pointing to the part of the box that read "5-7 Years".

g.

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Re: Laugh of the day

Post by barry99705 » Tue Mar 24, 2015 9:02 pm

geneb wrote:[Fair warning, blonde joke inbound.]


Did you hear about the blonde that was raving about how it only took her 8 months to finish a puzzle she bought from Toys R Us? "See this?" she said while triumphantly pointing to the part of the box that read "5-7 Years".

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Re: Laugh of the day

Post by geneb » Wed Mar 25, 2015 10:39 am

Heh.

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Re: Laugh of the day

Post by jdurand » Wed Mar 25, 2015 11:27 pm

I was over at the local 3D printer supply picking more filament and the owner happened to be there. Thanked me again for buying so much filament, then showed me a picture of a huge delta printer he'd just seen at a trade show. Wow, who would have though it? :) :)

So, I wonder who made that giant printer, I surely wouldn't have any idea. :D
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Re: Laugh of the day

Post by Eaglezsoar » Thu Mar 26, 2015 1:32 pm

jdurand wrote:I was over at the local 3D printer supply picking more filament and the owner happened to be there. Thanked me again for buying so much filament, then showed me a picture of a huge delta printer he'd just seen at a trade show. Wow, who would have though it? :) :)

So, I wonder who made that giant printer, I surely wouldn't have any idea. :D


I wonder also, Ha Ha!

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Re: Laugh of the day The Midget

Post by Eaglezsoar » Fri Apr 03, 2015 10:52 pm

A midget from Texas was experiencing constant pain in his crotch area, so he went to the doctor and told him about his problem.

The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The midget dropped his pants.

The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia. "Hmm..." mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again.

"Aha!" said the doctor, and reached for his surgical scissors.

Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side... then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side.

The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt.

The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his testicles were no longer aching.

The doctor said, "How does that feel now?" The midget replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it.

What did you do?"

The doctor replied "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots."

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